UNKNOWN SEAS INVENTORY

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KEEPERS
Ochain Shield: A sacred shield said to have belonged to Saint Cichol.
Ten Gallon Hat: A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
Hot Sauce: A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!

UNSURE:
9999 in 1 Game Device: A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.

PLEASE, GET IT AWAY FROM ME:
Monopoly: An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Big Um.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
Hand Bra Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
Marionette An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view.

Comments

Addressed specifically to Birkin but technically meant for everyone but Rhea...

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This is addressed to you because we discussed it, but I hope you pass it around to anyone who particularly wants to hear it aside from Rhea.

I am deeply sorry for whatever Rhea has likely done in the wake of my death. I would ask you not to hold it against her too much, and I have asked her to be reasonable, but I am genuinely unsure if she will listen to anything I say. She has not been terribly forthright with me about several important matters, which betrays a certain level of distrust. I am deeply concerned for her, and I hope she can see reason, but I will not pretend she is easy to get along with.

Ultimately, I wish for everyone to make it out of this alive. I truly hope that regardless of your differences, you all can get through this. Despite our reason for being here, I have appreciated getting to meet you all, and I wish you the best.